Clear Lake

Welcome to Clear Lake Iowa, the home of the plane crash site for Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Richie Vallen. Also home to a beautiful lake that is only 12 feet deep, and home to some of the most rude people on the planet.

Welcome to Clear Lake it sucks here!

by jessjess0310 October 27, 2008

Clear Lake

Part of Houston. Located between Houston and Galveston. Home of some really good High Schools. Damaged by Hurricane Ike. Some real cool people live here. Right down the street from NASA. Mixture of races. Asians, Whites, Blacks, and a whole lotta Mexicans.

Person 1: Ay you from Clear Lake??
Person 2: Yeah.. u?
Person 1: No I wish!

by htownkid November 4, 2009

Clear Lake, Iowa

Clear Lake, Iowa, is a city in north-central Iowa. The lake for which it is named isn't clear; it's green. The city features a quality education system, but many people here can end up to be slightly biased when it comes to matters like gay marriage, abortion, homosexual pastors in church, and other major issues. It is a primarily Republican town. The population can sometimes double in the summer tourist season. This town was home to the last concert of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper, who crashed a few miles north of town in an airplane early in the morning of February 3rd, 1959. The school mascot is a lion.

Edward: Clear Lake, Iowa sucks; it's full of snobs and bitches.

Joe: Shut up, we're WAY better than Mason City, Iowa or Ventura, Iowa. Mason's full of druggies and Ventura is Clear Lake's reject school for the people who didn't have the balls to stand it here!

Edward: ...I heard they have a good band program....

Joe: Ours is better! And we completely own them in football!

Edward: ...shut up.

by AnIowan January 9, 2011

King Of Clear Lake

The artist formally known as Q.Man born in raised in Clear Lake, a small neighborhood in Houston, Texas.

Oh my gosh! That's Q.Man, the King Of Clear Lake!

by creweighteen4life June 28, 2020

Clearlake, CA

A place where no one has a full set of teeth.

Dude you must be from Clearlake, CA because you have teeth missing.

by The one that left Clearlake, C February 21, 2009

Clearlake, California

A dinky town in northern California that dares to call itself a city. Half the residents have lost half their teeth, and many of those are tweekers of some sort. The high school isn't even in the same town, and the sports teams except the fantabulous girls' basketball team are losers. The city has NOTHING. There is no waterpark. There is no amusement park. There is one movie theater that gets its flix a month later. It is in the middle of NO DAMN WHERE and driving 25 miles to the big city of the county, where things actually happen, is considered having to drive a looong way. Clearlake is ridiculously far from San Francisco. It's exactly the place you can not wait to leave.

Yup. This here's Clearlake, California fer ya. Don't go in that there lake either. It ain't clear.

by miss amazingness March 12, 2011

Clearlake, CA

A tiny town in northern California where Nalani R. Geary sits upon a throne as Queen. There was once a King, but he was severly "Bitch-slapped" and put to shame by the present Queen. Although it is mostly consisted of tweakers, it is a bright town, because our Queen is a STAR and shines so bright.

Whoa! Don't look ar Clearlake, CA for too long. You might go blind, because it's so bright.

by WolfgangAmadeusMozartBuonaroti December 14, 2010