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cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty
Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken
by Panda lane September 20, 2017
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vibe cleanse

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter
riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.
by hunnydew May 7, 2020
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acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 3, 2009
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Juice Cleanse

Expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a BM (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a shit
"I really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so I thought what better way to shit out your weight than with a juice cleanse."
by The Original Shitter December 15, 2013
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Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.
I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.
by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011
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smegma cleanse

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."
by ken69 June 23, 2009
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Texaco Cleanse

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010
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