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CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.
What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!
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Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it.
Clearly, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Clearly by The Domo February 28, 2005

clearly shows 

Clearly shows: A convenient way of going from one insignificant and complicated piece of data to a conclusion, usually when no one can find a simple connection between the two.
Note: prominently used in lectures,technical writings, seminars or textbooks
The above equation clearly shows the quantization of charges...
clearly shows by EngSci 0T8 December 24, 2008

ClearlyUnknown 

person: damn bro im clearlyunknown
ClearlyUnknown by ClearlyUnknown January 15, 2021
Same as a lumpkin*, except on a bidet. In essence, getting both ends clean at the same time.

*receiving a blowjob while defecating.
Alex: "So I was cleaning my ass on the bidet when my girlfriend came in and gave me a blowjob."

Pascal: "Oh, so you got a cleanlin?"

Alex: "Yup."
Cleanlin by Alex216546 May 17, 2008
Obviously, really,true. This word is played out.
This word is Clearly played out.
clearly by Clearly da1 February 21, 2014

venus ( cleanlyshavedputhay) 

The hottest person EVER to be on this earth and is hilarious and awesome and deserves everything and they are so cool and they are five people away from Harry styles
Nick: have you seen Venus ( cleanlyshavedputhay) on TikTok?
Ryan: oh yeah! He’s so hot