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clamp god
One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided
clamp god by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016
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Clamp God by Str8Clamps July 24, 2016
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clap god by big boy man baby January 14, 2020
God's Clap
The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.
I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.
God's Clap by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016
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