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Clamp God 

One who’s defense is so godly the person dribbling either has to pass, lose their dribble, or get the ball stolen. Defense so godly the person dribbling gets 6 TO’s and quits the game.
What a fucking sweat
Nah he jus a clamp god
Clamp God by iSxcred December 10, 2017
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clamp god 

A person with incredible defense in basketball
You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!
clamp god by lakereink May 26, 2016

clamp god 

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided
clamp god by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016

Clamp God 

A Person With Godlike Defense In BasketBall
Take Richard For And Example He's A Clamp God
Clamp God by Str8Clamps July 24, 2016

clap god 

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper
ill clap god your ass
clap god by big boy man baby January 14, 2020

God's Clap 

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.
I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.
God's Clap by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016

clampgod 

A person very good at clamping at 2K or playing defense in Basketball
Clampgod, clampgod. That boi can't go anywhere
clampgod by ZMAL August 13, 2016
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