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clam tease 

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."
clam tease by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
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Clam Tease

A lesbian who acts in a way to entice sexual desire from other lesbians, then denies either being going down on or going down on the other girl.
"That little bitch got me wet as a river then wouldn't eat me out, she is the biggest clam tease ever"
Clam Tease by ObiPuddKenobi August 8, 2026
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