clam bite Share definition Flag A clam bite is to a woman what a tea bag is to a man. Its to womans verson of the genitals on the face prank. Ashley got drunk and gave a clam bite to everyone that passed out lastnight. clam bite by Foul mouthed sailor January 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the clam bite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch