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cirque du flate 

A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.
Did that guy just perform a cirque du flate?

He is awesome.
cirque du flate by Jaydizzy7 October 10, 2012
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