1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.
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a bunch of guys sitting aorund wanking.... a big group jerk off.
frank is a circle jerk, he goes to circle jerks
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A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.
I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.
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When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.
The US senate is having a circle-jerk.
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A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.
Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?
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a lot of work without accomplishing anything
Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?
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An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
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