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cigarette punch 

A type of sucker punch whereby one distracts an aggressor with the offer of a cigarette, using the left hand to hold the pack and at the same time readying for a punch with the right. When your opponent looks down to light the cigarette (with teeth separated to take the first drag) you knock the crap out of his jaw.
He knew he had no chance of beating that a-hole in a completely fair fight so he cigarette punched him and dropped a couple of the guy's molars.
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cigarette punch 

Punching someone in the face while holding a lit cigarette between your middle finger and your ring finger, causing physical pain as well as a burn mark.
If Karen pisses me off one more time I'm gonna cigarette punch her in her fucking face.

Cigarette pinch 

The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.
If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")
Cigarette pinch by Sam Squared November 2, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026