churning the cream

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.

"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005

Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008