A place where some guy in a costume gives u lessons on how to live life and what to do everyday mainly for people who can't think for themselves
by the man with a stick November 18, 2015
1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.
by Lesh June 20, 2003
by the maing December 5, 2003
The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.
And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.
by why? July 20, 2003
Nowadays grandparents tell us that fandoms are stupid but they are the ones going to church every weekend.
by Wolfy_pancakes January 29, 2016
Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
by Mr Fuckers December 5, 2008
by MrTanman December 25, 2008