Chuck Norris fun facts 2
Chuck Norris doesn't work his jobs pay him for just applying.
Chuck Norris was once George Bush...but now he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man capable of masturbating and running a marathon at the same time.
Chuck Norris created the first computer using the bones of his enemies.
Chuck Norris invented the lightbulb.
Chuck norris invented the question mark.
JK rowling was originally going to be a porn star but due to her not being able to handle Chuck Norris she soon became an author inspired by Norris' naked body thus making Harry Potter.
Due to Chuck Norris' awesome roundhosue kicks he wasn't allowed to play in terminator 3 instead he turned himself into a woman just to star in it.
If Chuck was to ever discover this website he would roundhouse kick the earth thus ending humanity.
During the Cold War nuclear missles were actually launched at America Due to a swift Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris redirected them to Japan thus creating Godzilla!
Waldo isn't hiding he's in a coma after saying Chuck Norris three times in the mirror.
Only Chuck Norris can masturbate to Chuck Norris.
French fries were invented since Chuck Norris got tired of potatoe wedges.
After shaving his pubic hairs Chuck Norris then threw them into the furnace thus making the first werewolf.
Chuck Norris REALLY killed Kenny!
When Carlos Mencia made a joke about Chuck Norris he went from white to mexican due to a radioactive roundhouse kick.
When Lynyrd Skynyrd made the song Free Bird he was actually singing about the time Chuck Norris decided not to Roundhosue kick him.
Chuck Norris doesn't get married he just ensures that death will do them apart.
All that remains was formed After Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the rest of the band.
Chuck Norris IS the first airplane.
Chuck Norris wnats YOU to join the army!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Uncle Sam doesn't exist!
Chuck Norris doesn't work his jobs pay him for just applying.
Chuck Norris was once George Bush...but now he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man capable of masturbating and running a marathon at the same time.
Chuck Norris created the first computer using the bones of his enemies.
Chuck Norris invented the lightbulb.
Chuck norris invented the question mark.
JK rowling was originally going to be a porn star but due to her not being able to handle Chuck Norris she soon became an author inspired by Norris' naked body thus making Harry Potter.
Due to Chuck Norris' awesome roundhosue kicks he wasn't allowed to play in terminator 3 instead he turned himself into a woman just to star in it.
If Chuck was to ever discover this website he would roundhouse kick the earth thus ending humanity.
During the Cold War nuclear missles were actually launched at America Due to a swift Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris redirected them to Japan thus creating Godzilla!
Waldo isn't hiding he's in a coma after saying Chuck Norris three times in the mirror.
Only Chuck Norris can masturbate to Chuck Norris.
French fries were invented since Chuck Norris got tired of potatoe wedges.
After shaving his pubic hairs Chuck Norris then threw them into the furnace thus making the first werewolf.
Chuck Norris REALLY killed Kenny!
When Carlos Mencia made a joke about Chuck Norris he went from white to mexican due to a radioactive roundhouse kick.
When Lynyrd Skynyrd made the song Free Bird he was actually singing about the time Chuck Norris decided not to Roundhosue kick him.
Chuck Norris doesn't get married he just ensures that death will do them apart.
All that remains was formed After Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the rest of the band.
Chuck Norris IS the first airplane.
Chuck Norris wnats YOU to join the army!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Uncle Sam doesn't exist!
by Eli Vance August 18, 2007
While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
by UAM BEAST September 3, 2008
The one man God fears. Said to have once won a game of checkers in 1 move.He can also shoot down a plane with his finger, yelling "Bang"
by joe94 November 29, 2008
"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true - Chuck Norris, and in the righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew but he himself Chuck Norris....
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron (his penis)... and his awesome beard" Revelations 19.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew but he himself Chuck Norris....
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron (his penis)... and his awesome beard" Revelations 19.
by Norrislover July 15, 2010
COOLER THAN YOU!!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
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by flabbergasted!! March 16, 2009
*ring ring*
This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."
That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."
This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"
That guy-"...yaa......"
*hang-up*
This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."
That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."
This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"
That guy-"...yaa......"
*hang-up*
by LeNA mAy August 7, 2006
It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
by Brandon Evans December 4, 2007