chubsmuggler

A person (usually female) who appears attractive at first glance, but is discovered later to be slightly to rather overweight depending on how effectively she is chubsmuggling. This can be accomplished with clothing, optical illusions, magic, and impaired or inebriated initial observation.

A: Yo, check HER out!
B: Take another look bro, she's a chubsmuggler.

by Connor Law Simons December 5, 2011

chumpsmuggler

A human or black man who smuggles chumps into countries.

Chumpsmuggler: Illegal Mexican immigrants are good for both sides of the USA and Canada, why're you being a hat?

Norman: Your such a fuckin chumpsmuggler, mexicans dont do anything but create greenhouse gas...FUCKin HEATHENS!!

by Michael Donald November 14, 2007

Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

chinsmuggler

somebody who is insecure about the shape of their chin and makes an obvious attempt to hide it on their social media posts

Person 1: Wow, have you seen how big Ro's chin is?
Person 2: No, I haven't, but I thought she was pretty cute anyway.
Person 1: Watch out, she could be a chinsmuggler.

by GreaseBalls February 19, 2025