Chronos

A mixture of liquid LSD, liquid psilocybin, and liquid MDMA. Do not ever attempt this.

I just did Chronos and now I can see the future, reverse time, and Full Confession is playing on repeat in my head.

by Pagan God of Memes October 10, 2019

Chronos

The alias for a man infamous for his exploits in both computer security and lockpicking. It is speculated that "Chronos" is 18 and a male, but no one knows for sure. It is also speculated that he resides in Arizona, but again, this can not be confirmed, all that is known is he is a bad ace and can gain access to any building.

"Did you hear what Chronos just pulled?"

by Brian L. W. April 18, 2006

Chronos

Reffering to the mighty being that is "Max Chronos" not much is know about this supreme being but all we know is that he has the power to make bad things happen and also the power to shift queues.
A religion has been set up in his name called Chronosology which offers preachers the protection of chronos (as well as a 50p holland and barret voucher and certain tax benefits in belgium)
It is also worth noting that chronos doesnt sleep, he simply "reboots" daily and at any given time he will have exactly 12 money off vouchers in his possession

Example 1
bill; dude i just like lost my wallet!
bob; damm you chrroooonnnoooss!!!

Example 2
Bill; Damm chronos this queue looks long, we will be here ages
Chronos; *chronos blinks* Look again....
Bill; WTF how did you do that??

by James Clarkson February 15, 2008

Chronos

institutional write ups

Did you catch any CHRONOS inside ?

by VAKI5 November 1, 2003

chronos

change of the world

to be a part of chronos, you need to understand the meaning of life...

by WinterSOS January 14, 2019

Chronos Crashout

to react impulsively or lose control due to strong emotions, often "losing it" or "snapping" in a situation where you become extremely upset or overwhelmed, potentially leading to reckless behavior.

He was on the verge of a Chronos Crashout after missing all his shots.

by GrandFr0sty February 15, 2025

DJ Chronos

A type of whiney insect that gets caught between ones teeth while cycling, who's mournful cries before death are often mistaken for techno music.

"Damn little DJ Chronos flew in my mouth and now it wont shut up!"

by Jemoses September 30, 2003