christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

christmas miracle by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie

Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

Christmas miracle by Eat 'n' Sweat January 1, 2009

Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.

Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.

Christmas Miracle by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017

Christmas Miracle

When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.

Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."

Christmas Miracle by T.j.Games November 22, 2019

australian christmas bloody miracle 

A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.

This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!

australian christmas bloody miracle by hedwig_23 October 27, 2015

A Christmas Story Miracle 

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

A Christmas Story Miracle by ModestAnus July 3, 2015