Christmas Ham
Christmas Ham by Melnyk November 26, 2007
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Christmas ham
Christmas ham by beandipsantana May 4, 2014
Christmas Ham
(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Christmas Ham by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019
Christmas Ham
When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
Christmas Ham by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011
Christmas Ham
Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Christmas Ham by Mr6507 December 28, 2010
Carving the Christmas Ham
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
Carving the Christmas Ham by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010
Red Christmas Ham
Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
Red Christmas Ham by Ten Sa Zangetsu December 9, 2008
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