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Chrissexual 

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.
Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual
Chrissexual by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

chrissexual 

When you are only attracted to Chris Sturniolo.
What is your sexuality?

Yeah I’m totally a chrissexual.
chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

Chrissexual 

When you are only attracted to Chris Sturniolo.
Yup I'm totally a Chrissexual!
Chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

Chrissexual 

When you are only attracted to Chris Sturniolo.
Yup I'm totally a Chrissexual!
Chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

curiosexual 

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.
I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?
curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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