chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

chris logic by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016

Chris logic

an average guy with uncommon logic. When a guy is making a decision that has no rational justification and causes you frustration because he doesn't see that 99.9% of people see.

Chris logic is to purchase 3 donuts instead of splitting a dozen with 3 friends who each want 3 and saving money.

Chris logic is to rent out a single bedroom for $2500 to a traveling nurse when a whole apartment near him rents for that price.

Chris logic by PuzzlesAndChill February 5, 2026