The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'