chowdahed

To be a big stinking, meffing retard who has no penis

People with the name chowdahed are so gay it is unbelievable

by Take that chowdahead you fuck! October 9, 2003

chowdah head

boston, mass origin.
(n) dumb ass, idiot, n00b, etc.

that chowdah head that just cut me awf is a wicked bahd drivah!

by autumn mcgarity March 9, 2005

chowdahead

Someone who lives in the Boston area and has a great sense of regional pride, while fitting most of the stereotypes about people from the area to a T. They believe Boston is the best place to live, are fanatic fans of the Boston sports teams, dislike New Yorkers merely because of the sports rivalry, talk with the crude, non-rhotic New England accent, usually are pretty big drinkers, and are often proud of their Irish, and sometimes Italian heritage in addition to their Boston pride. Unlike Massholes, chowdaheads are not necessarily assholes.

Listening to the Dropkick Murphys while driving in your shamrock bumper stickered car, wearing a Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey. You're such a chowdahead, Murph.

by Rosobola July 30, 2016

cornhole chowdah

This comes out of your ass after a night of binge drinking.

"Jamiquah was out binge drinking all last night, and now she's got the cornhole chowdah".

by Richard James Turnupseed June 13, 2006

Chowdered

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

Cape Cod Chowdah

When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.

Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.

by nutbutta May 5, 2009

Clam Chowdah

Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.

Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.

Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?

LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!

Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!

LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.

by LoRes February 29, 2008