Chopped Beef 

A hot, sloppy blow job that is a little too toothy for comfort.

Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.

That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!

Chopped Beef by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

chipped beef 

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

chipped beef by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

chipped beef on toast 

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

chipped beef on toast by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

chipped beef with mayo 

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

chipped beef with mayo by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

Chipped Beef 

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.

Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.

Chipped Beef by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008

chipped beef 

the choppy skin that some vaginas have, that hangs down from the lips

I broke up with Joan cause she had so much chipped beef i could feed the neighborhood

chipped beef by gary coleman for office September 1, 2003

Chipped beef 

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

Chipped beef by Katest July 26, 2016