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Another name for a child, or someone who behaves like a child. Comes from a typo of the word "child."
These choids shouldn't be allowed in this NSFW chat.
choid by Laffle January 17, 2021
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a penis that is fat and short. usually wider than it is long
"that boy looks like JT's penis, he is short and fat.
choid by Josh March 26, 2003
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A choid is a kid who hasnt developed their own political opinions
Your a choid
choid by bigdaddydrahcir March 31, 2021
A dick that is fat and short af.
Harrison has a choid.
choid by cranemamba October 30, 2017
Someone who smiles and giggles a lot for no reason. Someone who is always cheerful and often voted labour.
Choid: “Marky don’t get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Marky: “grr” (followed by the ademance theor)
Choid by Choidlabour May 7, 2019
The undular aspect of the waistrel. Usually found adjacent to the populous blongada.
"Blake's choid was adjacent to the populous blongada."
choid by Blake Choid July 25, 2003
Old people, or people who smell old, mostly used as an insult
you stupid choid
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