Chode Fingers 

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

Chode Fingers by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Chode Fingers 

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

Chode Fingers by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Chinese Chode Fingers 

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

Chinese Chode Fingers by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

chode finger 

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

chode finger by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007

Five Finger Choke 

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate

Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

Five Finger Choke by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005