The act of pissing into a girls asshole and taking a nesquik chocolate straw and drinking it out of her asshole
Yo dude last night I chocolate souped this grandma while the grandpa watched. It was fuckin delicious.
by Cuntcatcher69 January 16, 2019
The act of taking a dump and freezing it, after letting it freeze take it out of the freezer and put it in the microwave inside of a bowl till it is in a soupy mixture. After doing this the man pours the liquid into his sexual partners vagina
by Bigman36 June 1, 2011
The act of having lots of diarrhea into a toilet then shoving a girls face in it and butt fucking her until she goes unconscious
by bobbobbbobbobbb August 21, 2006
when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
by dirtier-than-ur-mom December 15, 2022
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman December 29, 2016
by ardaz May 3, 2011
Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.
by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020