Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

Chocolate River by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

Chocolate River

A common nickname for the Peticodiac River in New Brunswick, Canada. It is so called because it is a tidal river and the strong tidal action causes mud to get dredged up which gives the river a brown hue.

The City of Dieppe has recently used the name on an official building, the Chocolate River Conservatory.

"The tidal bore seems a bit stronger since they opened the causeway gates, but I don't think the old Chocolate River will ever fully recover."

Chocolate River by The Great Excelcior October 11, 2011

Chocolate River

The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.

"After giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!"

Chocolate River by Willy's Wonka August 15, 2009

Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.

Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it

Chocolate River by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017

Chocolate River

Whenever anal occurs & the one recieving has to take a shit, and as soon as penis is removed a mixture of semen & shit flow at a rapid rate out of their ass

After I pulled out I saw the chocolate river

Chocolate River by AbcQ123 February 12, 2015

hot chocolate river 

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

hot chocolate river by Am@nda August 8, 2016

Swim the Chocolate River 

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

Swim the Chocolate River by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024