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Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.
by TheDurheim May 9, 2008
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chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.
John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.
by uucpd December 20, 2012
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