chocolate punch 

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

chocolate punch by uucpd December 20, 2012

Chocolate Punching Bag 

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

Chocolate Punching Bag by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

chocolate puncher 

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.

The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.

chocolate puncher by rburger February 5, 2012

chocolate starfish puncher 

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

chocolate starfish puncher by Lookit January 23, 2009

punching a hole in the chocolate bar 

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

punching a hole in the chocolate bar by strangefetishes November 15, 2013