Chocolate Orgasm

With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious

Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea

Chocolate Orgasm by Brandon Raye August 21, 2008

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Chocolate Orgasm

The amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth.

After having no chocolate for 3 days, I just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm.

Chocolate Orgasm by Mell_Bear February 2, 2010

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Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.

My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.

Chocolate Orgasm by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013

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Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.

"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"

Chocolate Orgasm by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009

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Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

Orgasmic chocolate by Your moms anon December 22, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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