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Chocodile 

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.
First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."
Chocodile by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008
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chocodile 

A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.
That chocodile butt plug was the best!
chocodile by *samIam* January 12, 2008

Chocodile 

A large, heavy set black woman, who displays a ferocious sexual appetite for members of the opposite sex. Chocodiles will often be seen unsuccessfully trying to seduce African American males; resulting in feelings of abandonment, overeating, and a strong dislike of white women.
Monique is a chocodile.
Chocodile by idgafcal July 6, 2011

chocodile 

a turd the measurements of at least 10 inches or larger.
Damn, I left the biggest chocodile in the toilet.
chocodile by Tasia February 1, 2007

chocodile 

The act of removing the penis, after anal sex, from the anus and while it is covered with feces and semen to place it in the mouth of the recipient.
When I was finished plooking her in her fanny, I fed her the chocodile.
chocodile by John E Smoke April 16, 2010

Chocodile 

A young black child.
I saw Tyrone with his chocodiles at Food for Less
Chocodile by 250Rgirl June 11, 2023

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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