Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

Chocodile by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

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A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.

That chocodile butt plug was the best!

chocodile by *samIam* January 12, 2008

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Chocodile

A large, heavy set black woman, who displays a ferocious sexual appetite for members of the opposite sex. Chocodiles will often be seen unsuccessfully trying to seduce African American males; resulting in feelings of abandonment, overeating, and a strong dislike of white women.

Monique is a chocodile.

Chocodile by idgafcal July 6, 2011