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Chipot-head

Jake goes to Chipotle for lunch every day; what a Chipot-head!
by zenaya96 February 24, 2010
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Chipot-Bloat

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain
Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.
by Dave-S March 29, 2011
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chipotional

Heading straight to Chipotle after an emotional experience such as a break up, job loss, or death in the family and binge eating a burrito bowl with extra proportionals of all ingredients and ordering chips & guac on the side.

Usually accompanied by a Chipotle Margarita and tears.
Jame's wife left him so he's eaten at Chipotle three days in a row now sitting in the same corner seat asking strangers to console him. He's becoming too chipotional.
by TearsofTobasco May 4, 2016
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