chink eye

When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes

Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye

by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020

chink eye

After smoking a nice bowl or two from the hookah or nice fatty or blunt of that hindu kush like me and froghead just did an hour ago, your eyes start drooping down as if you look asian. hence the name ,"chink."

sorry if my eyelids fall further than yours does. its not my fault i look fuckin chink eyed as shit all time.

by Taylor June 18, 2006

chink eye

when your eyes start to look like an asains after smoking a blunt.

1. yo do i look high?
2. yea your mad chink eyed

by max diamonds November 1, 2006

Chink Eye

The Chink Eye is the Asian/Oriental version of the Stink Eye.

Friend 1: "Dude, I went to that Chinese cafe downtown, and I guess I didn't tip too well."

Friend 2: "What happened?"

Friend 1: "The Chinese guy behind the counter gave me the Chink Eye!"

by MCKSKITTLE October 21, 2009

chink eye syndrome

the disease that after the act of smoking marijuana your eye-lids will lower to an asain state sometimes it is so bad you look like you are asleep

"Doctor is it that bad"
"yes I am sorry sir , but you have chink eye syndrome"

by curtis420 October 7, 2009

Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008

Chink eyes

A tell tale sign that someone is high. It's what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh... your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink) --> Therefore the word chink eyes is born.

Q: Damn did Mitch just come to class high??
A: I am not sure....oh ya he is. He's got them chink eyes.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009