Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.

For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.

by AOTSFollower June 17, 2011

Chinese New Year

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.

That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!

by Axel Dread June 18, 2011

Chinese New Year

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.

Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.

by xxx_play June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!

by benstern January 30, 2007

Chinese New Year

When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"

It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004