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chimney sweepers 

A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.
The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.

Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
chimney sweepers by a angry hobo December 5, 2018
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Oregon chimney sweeper

This is a sexual act. It requires at least 3 people and is similar to shotgunning weed. The first person takes a hit and exhales it into the second person's asshole. Then, the third person inhales it from the asshole. Ideally you will have more than three people, and can continue this until the smoke dissapates.
Dude, you want to do the Oregon chimney sweeper tonight?

Yeah I'll bring Tony and Casey!!!

Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.
C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!
Chimney sweeper by Hamsterjam February 25, 2018

Chimney Sweeper

A white male that fucks black females. The male equivalent of a coal burner.
Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.
Chimney Sweeper by Cole Berner August 4, 2019

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.
1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

Chimney Sweeper

The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.
"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
Chimney Sweeper by hugh jboner February 26, 2017