Morbidly obese kid whose only exercise consists of racing to the chicken shack to get his "motherfucking fried chicken".
DYLAN "Christ what the fuck was that?"
PHIL "Look at that fat motherfucking chickensprinter go - I guess the chicken shack must be open"
PHIL "Look at that fat motherfucking chickensprinter go - I guess the chicken shack must be open"
by Ddog696969 March 17, 2020