A mystical beast that is only seen by stoners after a few too many. it is believed that during a running race between a chicken and a llama, they ran with such synchronization that they tore a hole in the space-time continuum and got sucked in, only to come out morphed into one being. Chickenllama shall some day rule the earth. It has a llama body but a chicken head and tail, it is also known to wear funky hats on occasion.
*Jack pulls cone*
Jack: OMG, dude Chickenllama is back!!!
Dean: bro, maybe you've had enough... oh shit, i can see it too.
Jack: reckon we can eat it?
Dean: yeah bro lets do it.
*Dean and Jack eat Chickenllama*
The state of anti-health where one has large testicular growth around oral orifice areas. This can have devastating results, but also may allow one to go on Maury Povich and get consolations gifts.
I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have chinballitis.
(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.