chicks with dicks

Three words: Best. Porn. Ever.

"Bugger!" he whined, throwing the book down in disgust amongst his pile of dog-eared and semen-encrusted 'Chicks with Dicks' magazines. "I wish George and Tony were here now."

by Typus June 2, 2005

chicks with dicks

Country pop stars that went the way of the Dodo in 2004

Damn, did you hear them Chicks with Dicks play at the Kerry convention last night?

by Pendraghon June 10, 2005

chicks and dicks

a slang term for being bisexual

Guy #1: Dude! You are so gay!
Guy #2/Girl: So what? Yeah I'm gay! I like chicks and dicks!

by rckrchica03 November 9, 2012

banging chicks and slanging dicks

The act of having sex with a fine ass female and shortly after slapping her with you penis.

Hey Ryan I just got done banging chicks and slanging dicks to Helen.

Damn Tyler you're cool.

by ÁÑÀŁ March 25, 2016

chicks before dicks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

No i'm going to hang with my girls today. Chicks before Dicks anytime.

by Amelia Dutch April 8, 2006

chicks over dicks

The female equivalent to the male saying "bros over hos." It means to put your ladies first, then your male partners second.

Girl one : You wanna party tonight ?
Girl two : I made plans with the bf, but hey, chicks over dicks, right ?

by Chiggx January 7, 2008

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 28, 2004