chess piece
A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.
chess piece by Dan Dildo Fowler June 9, 2004
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Chess Piece
Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo
Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!
Chess Piece by ScooterP December 29, 2010
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Chess-piece face
The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.
Chess-piece face by Paul D. Key July 24, 2006
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Chess-piece face by T-Bone October 28, 2003
Send them chess pieces
When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.
ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.
Send them chess pieces by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010
chest piece
chest piece by KevINDESTRUCTIBLE August 28, 2006
Chess-Piecin
Where you are so drunk that you black out and are no longer aware or in control of your words or movements. At this point, your friends move you around from place to place as they see fit, as if you were a pawn on the chess board.
"Wow, I was chess-piecin last night" - guy who was so blacked out he could not move.
"Holy shit, dude you were chess piecing hardcore last night." - friend of guy who was so blacked out he could not move.
"Hey man, we had to chess-piece you all last night." - guy who moved his drunk friend around the bar all night.
"Holy shit, dude you were chess piecing hardcore last night." - friend of guy who was so blacked out he could not move.
"Hey man, we had to chess-piece you all last night." - guy who moved his drunk friend around the bar all night.
Chess-Piecin by CB19 December 31, 2011
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