Where a guy fucks a girl, with her periods and then the chick licks the blood covered dick...
Guy one "what did you sara and you do last night?"
Guy two "she had a cherry lollypop"
Guy one, "whoa, thats gross!"
Guy two, "she was a kinky bitch... maybe she was a vampire, sucking on her own blood"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.