Chef's Hat 

A half-used tampon which, due to it's incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top

"I can't believe that club skank left a chef's hat in my kitchen"

After the Romanian Girl Guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef's hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.

Chef's Hat by dirtychef July 18, 2010

chef's hat 

Sexual term used as both a noun and a verb that refers to either the act of a group of men depositing large quantities of semen onto the hair of a woman or man and then pulling the hair upwards.

Noun: Frankly Sarah-Jane, we were all a little disappointed when you didn't come back with your chef's hat on.

Verb: That girl was so dirty she was begging us to chef's hat her.

chef's hat by polisphere June 9, 2004

chef's hat 

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

chef's hat by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004