cheeze it

another way of saying to ejaculate(masterbate)

"Hey man did you see that bitch last night yeah I was cheeze in it it this morning how about you yeah i also cheeze it three times a day"

by panoch April 29, 2009

Cheeze it

A more polite way to say "Jesus". Often used as a correction.

Person: "JESUS! Stop lying you idiot!"

Christian:" Did you just use the Lord's name in vain!?!"

Person: "I said cheeze it! CHEEZE IT!"

by Narikku February 4, 2009

Cheeze-It Dick

Someone who partakes in dick cheese pulls

"Dude, he's such a cheeze-it dick, I heard he got like 45 feet once!

by PurpHazey07 April 4, 2026

Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025

cheese it

1. To run away.
2. To flee.
3. To scramble as if you just robbed a bank.

Cop: Get him!
Bender: Cheese it!

by Slurm Addict April 4, 2003

to cheese it

VERB. To run away quickly; to flee; to get away from.

"We're in big trouble if they catch us here. We gotta cheese it."

"This party is lame. I want to cheese it."

"The person watching Equus on Broadway grabbed Daniel Radcliffe's pants and then cheesed it."

by Dictionary, Webster's April 11, 2008

Cheese It!

To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong.
Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.

*after playing a prank on the Dean*
Bender: Cheese it!

by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten August 20, 2005