Cheese Tease

Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.

Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket

Ashliboobs: I want that too

Stealthano: care to join me?

Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!

by Stealthano January 8, 2017

cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp

Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!

by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

cheeseweasel

The cartoon character created by Jim Ridings. But even before that, April 3rd has always been a public holiday in some places because it is Cheeseweasel Day. He is said to put Cheese under your computer keyboard every year on April 3rd, but only for the good girls and boys. He also has a song, which can be downloaded from the main Cheeseweasel Website. The cheeseweasel has many websites, but I cannot mention the URL because that would be advertising.

(Words taken from the Cheeseweasel Song)

Who brings cheese on April 3rd?
It's the CHEESEWEASEL
He's not a silly bunny or a rabbit or a bird
It's the CHEESEWEASEL

Etc...

by Kieran Jones May 13, 2005