Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.
Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket
Ashliboobs: I want that too
Stealthano: care to join me?
Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!
Ashliboobs: I want that too
Stealthano: care to join me?
Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!
by Stealthano January 8, 2017
When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp
Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!
by Cheese Teaser February 27, 2016
The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford October 1, 2023