Cheese Cloth 

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.

Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.

Cheese Cloth by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

clottage cheese 

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005

Clottage cheese 

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

Clottage cheese by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.

Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.

Cotherstone Cheese by two princes November 18, 2021

Green Bay Cheesecloth 

Ejaculating into a tissue, paper towel, washcloth, etc. and then rubbing the "cloth" into someone's face.

I gave my girlfriend a Green Bay Cheesecloth last night when she was on the computer. She didn't talk to me the rest of the night.

Green Bay Cheesecloth by salzie October 16, 2008

Cheeseclothin 

When you shit your pants so bad that it runs out of the fabric of your pants, imitating a cheesecloth.

Last week I was out at the lake fishin' and I shit myself so bad I was cheeseclothin

Cheeseclothin by ShahabTekken July 27, 2025