Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house
A person who has the ability to bend cheese. Similar to the way that water bending works in the avatar movies (it's self explanatory, you can bend water).
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)