cheese bender

simple term for the dirty frog fuckin, snail shaggin french fucks

jump on the eurostar a smash some cheese benders

cheese bender by Jimi and Bowker December 25, 2007

Cheesegender

A person who identifies as a slice, block or stick of cheese

Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house

Cheesegender by the kid at the lunch table August 17, 2021

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Related Words

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Cheesebender

A person who has the ability to bend cheese. Similar to the way that water bending works in the avatar movies (it's self explanatory, you can bend water).

Jack is a cheesebender. He is very good at it.

Cheesebender by cheesemaker_67 November 15, 2025

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Cheesegender

(UPDATED DEFINITION) A xenogender that is aligned with cheese

Olivia: Hey Izzy I have something to tell you...
Izzy: Sure Luv! What's up?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender
Izzy: What the fuck is that?

Cheesegender by the kid at the lunch table July 26, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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