cheek collector

One who’s goal is to collect the butt-cheeks of women. This person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.

Friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man I heard you tried to get with Kate!?
Friend 2: tried to? Boy, I collected those cheeks last night.

Friend 1: oh shit son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector...

by Young ducky November 8, 2017