The act of anhilating an object, having an accident with a household item and/or eating serious shit. Essentially, fucking things up hardcore.
Lorna: "I nearly pissed myself when I saw Angie check-minus the coffee table, eat shit on the entertainment center, recieve a beating by the enormous alarm clock and proceed to vomit off of my balcony."
Julie: "Yeah, but it was even sweeter when you check-minused the papason."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!