The act of anhilating an object, having an accident with a household item and/or eating serious shit. Essentially, fucking things up hardcore.
Lorna: "I nearly pissed myself when I saw Angie check-minus the coffee table, eat shit on the entertainment center, recieve a beating by the enormous alarm clock and proceed to vomit off of my balcony."
Julie: "Yeah, but it was even sweeter when you check-minused the papason."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"