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cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
cheating bastard by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
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cheating bastard

The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."

" I AM his girlfriend."

" Oh. Cheating bastard..."

BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;

Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.

" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."

cheating bastard

A person who is unfaithful to somebody, normally a lover. If you would put this definition into a 'Twitch' emote you would use 'forsenCD'
Donator: I want you to fuck my wife
Streamer: Okay sir!
Twitch chat: forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD

Example 2:

Guy: I heard your husband was cheating on you.
Wife: what a fuckin' cheating bastard!
cheating bastard by ghu9cfdt November 13, 2018

Cheatin Rat Bastard

CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.
1. He's to good to be true, he MUST be cheatin!!!!
2. He always wins, "Cheatin Rat Bastard!!!!!!"
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026