Urban Dictionary: chead

Senior citizen, esp. with white permed hair; Cottonhead q.v. (abbreviation).

Did you get a load of that cadillac full of c-heads. So freakin tight.

by thiudans November 21, 2006

Get a c-head mug for your coworker José.

Q: hi. do you sell chead?
A: do we sell what?
Q: chead. cheese bread
A: dude what kinda glass dick u smokin from callin that chead

by bloww January 28, 2009

Get a chead mug for your sister Helena.

chead

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

I can't believe what those cheads want to do now.

by Slick-e-boy April 30, 2003

Get the chead neck gaiter and mug.

chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 30, 2003

Get a chead mug for your buddy Günter.

Chead

A person with an abnormally large head, particularly when the person's head is wider than its height. A good rule of thumb is roughly the proportion of Arnold's head from "Hey! Arnold".

This word is slang for "chode-head", because of the width to length ratio.

"Hey dude, have you seen how wide that girl's head is?"
"Really? How wide was her head?"
"Dude, like she has a chead."
"Wow, that's wide."

by MoreThanTwentyCharacters July 03, 2018

Get the Chead neck gaiter and mug.

Sep 12 trending

Activity