chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Johnnny: dude I just got head from that girl over there. Mike: dude that's gross she has a dip in, you just got chead man.

by knightman November 5, 2009

chead

Cheese bread. (Alternative to breese)

Q: hi. do you sell chead?
A: do we sell what?
Q: chead. cheese bread
A: dude what kinda glass dick u smokin from callin that chead

by bloww January 28, 2009

chead

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

I can't believe what those cheads want to do now.

by Slick-e-boy April 30, 2003

chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 31, 2003

Chead

A person who has a head that cannot be distinguished from their chin, thus forming a chead. The fat of the chead has a convex shape, starting from under the tip of the chin to the bottom of the neck like a turkey's. It's likely the chead was invented by the same person who created the cankle, a combination of the calf and the ankle. A person with a chead most likely used to be healthy with a clear distinction between their chin and their head but has gained lots of weight due to many years of eating cheeseburgers, pizza, cheese sticks and cokes; thus forming the chead.

Oh my God, that guy devouring those tacos has a huge chead.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013

Cheads

1: People who knowingly disregards their own morals and other peoples hard work, honesty, and feelings to better themselves so they can brag to their peers about their "accomplishments".

2: A person who purchases 18 beverages and sips out of two of them in a 9 day span. Then throws them away, only to request them back from the people who rescued and wanted to drink and enjoy them, only to then disregard them for no reason...again.

3: A person who sends pictures of their own junk to his gf back home when he is over 1,500 miles away on a mancation.

4: A person who spends 12-15 hours on the phone baby talking a gf back home.

Avery: Hey Kenny did you here about Chistopher?

Kenny: Yea! I heard he tore up that qualifying...exam.

Avery: Well I heard that he's a total CHEADS.

Kenny: Wow. Definitely going to lose a lazy kitty for that.

by ForehandRoller November 3, 2009

cheaded

When you are more then crossfaded because you just, drank a lot, smoked weed, and smoked a cigarette, and are feeling really good.

Hey you feeling good?

Yea I am Cheaded

by Schmaded December 18, 2015