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chatham high school

For someone who grew up in a town where you had to worry about being kidnapped, stabbed, beaten and mugged, not a bad place to grow up.

Maybe the people are snobby, and that's wrong, but having snotty neighbors beats having neighbors that raped the little girl that moved into your old house.

Being rich, drunk and snobby is obnoxious, but complaining about how rich drunk and snobby everyone else is and about how boring it is here is pretty obnoxious, too.

Be thankful for what you've got and what you haven't had to put up with and worry about for the last however many years and shut the fuck up.

Chatham is a nice place, Chatham High School is a great school (number two in the state) and the drinking, cheating and snobbery happens in any other suburban high school. A much better definition would be whiny, rich kids who don't appreciate what they've got.
I'm glad we moved to Chatham so that I could get a damned good education and not have to worry about elementary school knife fights.
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Chatham High School

Rich. Drunk. Snobby. Spoiled. About 90% of the student population doesn't remember what they did last friday night. these "chathamites" are so dramatic. sooo many slutty girls... and even more slutty guys. they wear birkenstocks, the north face, polo, anything expensive. alcohol and drugs are consumed like water and oxygen. there is a very small percentage of students here of a different race/ethnicity... almost everyone is the same. so much sex goes on at this school-- even the marching band gets it on. although most people here are complete fuck ups, the school is still respected in sports and grades.
she completely failed her SAT's and was high in all her classes, but got into UVA anyway because her dad paid off the admission board.
Chatham High School by anonymous December 19, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016