steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

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Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!
by Megan and Weston May 16, 2007
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when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic
by boundbyfatefucker September 11, 2005
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Small town in southeast Missouri known locally for its large ethnic population. Famous, also locally, for the Dogwood-Azalea Festival usually held each April.
Where the heck is Charleston, MO?
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A hair style which is the result of cranial scat molded to simulate the shape of the delicious treat.
Joanna loves the taste of Roy's Charleston-Do!
by Placebo Nightingale September 16, 2012
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The Art of Swallowing Dildos whole and shitting them out through your ass then sucking on it until you have shit in your mouth which you then swallow and have it reenter your anus while a friend savors your ass cream
dude i was having secks with my gf and she asked for a charleston swallow.
'dude','wtf'

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An evil prison constructed by radioactive baboons with purple butts.
An example radioactive baboon with a purple butt? Sure, Mr. Sinclair.
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"I'm bout to go slap me some Charleston Cheeks this weekend."
by P914 October 3, 2021
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